We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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