She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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