i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Randomize
