i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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