He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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