very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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