It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
