I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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