idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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