Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Damn victory sex feels great
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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