I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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