Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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