All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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