i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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