and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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