Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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