Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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