he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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