u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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