U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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