we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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