No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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