I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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