One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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