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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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