I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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