Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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