Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize
