Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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