I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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