My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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