Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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