windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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