That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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