Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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