can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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