Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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