I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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