Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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