Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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