I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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