I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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