Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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