you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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