Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
