that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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