We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
the day after is always just damage control
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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