are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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