ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
organizing the empties. That sober.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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