Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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