Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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