If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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