Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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