i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just pee around me
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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